ON HIS CHARACTER, DEPUTY D.A. DAVID McNORRIS:
He's a mess. People come up to me and say, "I love your character; he's such a bad boy," and others say, "He's a son of a bitch." Older ladies want to smack me.
WHY WE WON'T BE GOING OVER TO HIS PLACE:
Around the house, my Claddagh ring is the only thing that is covering my body half the time.
BANANA HAMMOCKS VERSUS BATHING TRUNKS:
I grew up in Cape Cod - you don't wear Speedos there. This ain't the French Riviera - this is Cape Cod. We called Speedos "yarble droopers".
HOW TO GET WOMEN:
Polish your shoes. I just think that women really appreciate clean-looking shoes. That's all you need.