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Mykelti Williamson  



WHO HE PLAYS:

Detective Bobby 'Fearless Smith

WHY HE DRESSES MORE LIKE A CABBIE THAN A COP:
It's the new style.  A detective can't dress like he did in the '70s or '80s.  I have an FBI buddy who dresses like Fearless.

HEY!  HE'S THAT BUBBA GUY FROM FORREST GUMP:
You know, some boob walked up to me yesterday and said, "Got any shrimp?"  Ultimately, 90 percent of people who approach a celebrity say something dumb.

CAPRI PANTS:  YEA OR NAY?
If you're gay, yeah.  But I'm the straightest dude in America.  My wife wears Capri pants.  I can't really see her saying, "Oh, honey, you'd look great in these!"