WHO HE PLAYS:
Detective Bobby 'Fearless Smith
WHY HE DRESSES MORE LIKE A CABBIE THAN A COP:
It's the new style. A detective can't dress like he did in the '70s or '80s. I have an FBI buddy who dresses like Fearless.
HEY! HE'S THAT BUBBA GUY FROM FORREST GUMP:
You know, some boob walked up to me yesterday and said, "Got any shrimp?" Ultimately, 90 percent of people who approach a celebrity say something dumb.
CAPRI PANTS: YEA OR NAY?
If you're gay, yeah. But I'm the straightest dude in America. My wife wears Capri pants. I can't really see her saying, "Oh, honey, you'd look great in these!"